‘Humour’ Archives
Planetary Alignment during 2012 Olympics Helps Pole Vaulters
Scientists have forecast that a planetary alignment which is due to take place at the same time as the 2012 olympics will have an effect on how high pole vaulters and High jumpers will be able to jump. They claim that the effects will be minimal, but it could add a few centimeters to existing records. A spokesman from the Guinness Book of [...]
Reap the benefits of your vote.
LETTER FROM AN EXCELLENT BOSS Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right [...]
You Could Hear A Pin Drop.
Here's a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country. These are good JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when Charles de Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO de Gaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. [...]
Van Rompuy, EU President Leadership Challenge
Herman Van Rumpay, the unelected E.U. president is now undergoing a leadership challenge. He came to power in the EU in a very undemocratic way, and many people are angry at this, so are mounting a challenge to his presidency. After hard deliberation the people have put forward a damp rag for the challenge. They are claiming that the damp rag [...]
An Irate British Citizen
Dear Minister, I’m in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to Understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through.. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a satellite dish from them back in 1994, and yet, the Government is still [...]
Politics Explained
Politics Explained A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism.Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people.The [...]
